Precisely this time each year, Her Majesty the Queen and her royal party tour the village of Warwick, England.

Those visiting during this undoubtedly special time must mind their manners and sharpen their formalities, as not to repel those of such high dignity.

Be warned, for it is advised that you doff your hat, know when reverence is welcome, resist facing Her Majesty directly and remember that the companionship of royalty is quite certainly not a birthright.